Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Mormons having fun.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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