- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Justin Bieber

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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