The Christian Bible.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Dakota Fanning

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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