- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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I killed someone today. :D

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Black people

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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