Cancer.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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