Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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canadians

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YOU

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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