Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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womens rights.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Lil' Wayne

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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