- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Because she has down's syndrome

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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