What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

its snowing on mount fuji

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Hello.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Me

Obama

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Cancer.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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