I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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just in time?

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Has u seen my grammar?

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