- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Hillary Clinton

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Yanter, Look it up

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Your mother is average.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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