- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

once you go black your credit goes wack

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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