If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Mitt Romney

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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