What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

once upon a time, it snowed

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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