Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Where's the dick??? east

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Whats white? A fridge

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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