- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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