what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Where's the dick??? east

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Whats white? A fridge

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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