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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

david weres the slug gone

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

lewis ya baggy fuck

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Im batman...suck it losers

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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