- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

24

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

book 'em danno

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

anal seepage

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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