Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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God. God.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Anyone??????????/

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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