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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

women's rights, lol

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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