I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Catholicism.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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women's rights, lol

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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