- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

good one jess !!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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