Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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