knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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I need to start studying.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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