A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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