What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

My dad

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

i just wrote this so hard

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Women's rights.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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