Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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