Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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