Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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