- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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