- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Derp

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Weed.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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