- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

baskets

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Mullets

Here's another:

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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