A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Your Mom!!!

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Anti Joke

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