Your mother is average.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

knock knock no ones home

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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