what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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knock knock whos their a person

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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