What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

I have an erection My mom!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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