Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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I hate blackniggers

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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