HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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I hate blackniggers

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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-knock knock! -doors open

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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