How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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im a willy bum bum

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Christians pornstars.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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