Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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penis?

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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