- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

YOU

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

So a man walks into a bar, right?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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