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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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