- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

YOU

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

So a man walks into a bar, right?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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