I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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