how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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