PSN IS UP

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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