What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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This one time at band camp....

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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