- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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