Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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My Nan, that is all.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Samraj.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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