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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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