-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

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