Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Democracy.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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good looking women

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I hate blackniggers

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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sure!

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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