- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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