So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Obama

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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