- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

You see how lame this is?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Female rights.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

knock knock whos there? nobody

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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