knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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