A black man has a job.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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I'm Jewish

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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