An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Caca.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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