A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Bacon is delcious.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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