- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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