Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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H o m o comes out as homo

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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