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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

You see how lame this is?

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

You see how lame this is?

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

You see how lame this is?

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses