Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Potato!

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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