have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

these are shit

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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your social life.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Women's Rights Movement

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