- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

You suck big fat slobber

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What's funnier than 24? My life.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

How long is a china man?

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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