Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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