Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Poop!!

Carrot fingers

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

So does Blake

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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