- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

a woman votes!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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