- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

a woman votes!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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