- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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