- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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